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THE BOOK OF $EXODUS

LET MY
MEMES GO

Two years of block-zero snipers, bundles and dev dumps. Then a $2.5M competition to keep us making bricks. We're not boycotting pump.fun. We're leaving.

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Out of Egypt. Fees into the fire.

EXODUS 2026 · CHAPTER ONE

1Now there arose a new Pharaoh over the trenches, which knew not the degens.

2And he said unto his snipers: Behold, the degens are many. Come, let us buy before them, in block zero.

3And the degens built for Pharaoh treasure cities, a billion in fees, and of the fees they received not one drop.

4And Pharaoh made their lives bitter with bundles, and with dev dumps, and with every manner of rug.

5And their cry came up unto the timeline.

6And Pharaoh said: I will make you a competition, two and a half million in prizes, in squads, that ye may keep making bricks.

7And the degens answered: No. Let us go.

Moses stands before the pill-headed Pharaoh on his throne
WHAT WE LEAVE BEHIND

THE TEN PLAGUES OF EGYPT

Every degen has lived through all ten. Most of us twice in one afternoon.

Pharaoh with a pill for a head

PHARAOH'S FINAL OFFER

This week Pharaoh announced a $2.5M squad competition. Teams, leaderboards, prizes. More bricks, built faster, in matching jerseys.

The answer is the same as it was three thousand years ago.

Let my memes go
BROUGHT DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
OF THE FAIR LAUNCH

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$EXODUS was launched through uselaunch: created by its master wallet in a private bundle, and every creator fee is bought back and burned.

THE FEE MECHANIC

THE BURNING BUSH

Every fee buys $EXODUS back and burns it. The bush burns and is not consumed.

A bush made of green candles burning
SUPPLY BURNED
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lights at launch
SOL INTO BUYBACKS
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all of it, no cut
LAST BURN
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burns follow the fees
Supply starts at 1,000,000,000. It only goes down.
The ledger opens with the first burn.

How it works. StonkFun charges a 1% trading fee and forwards the pool creator's share (about half, in its own words) every few minutes to the creator, uselaunch's master wallet. uselaunch estimates $EXODUS's part by volume, spends exactly that buying $EXODUS on the open market, and burns every token it buys. No cut for us, no cut for uselaunch. Fee forwarding is StonkFun's service, not an on-chain lock. Every burn above links to its transaction.

FORTY YEARS, OR ONE GOOD WEEK

THE ROAD OUT OF EGYPT

A map, not a promise. Market cap decides where we stand.

WE LEAVE TONIGHT
ADD TO THE LAW

CARVE THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT

Write yours, get the tablet, post it. The best ones go on the mountain.

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